[NETWORK] @everyone | Day 1, Sunset/Evening

[nterwebz]

may i have ur attention pls
may i have ur attn please

✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧ hey srsly PAY ATTENTION
this is IMPORTANT ✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧

yea u gotta read the whole thing (○´艸｀)

dimitri already coverd the magic rocks
so lets talk about the POWER PLANT

minato-kun, kaito-kun, and i have struck a deal with Li'l Oozie an Friends
theyve agreed to cooperate with any plan US 3 come up with
tget Big Oozie out of the Power Plant

theyve also agreed to B my taste testers so
pls dont fite with them witout provocation
or ELSE ɷ◡ɷ

"taste testers for WHAT nao???????????????"

tldr
im workin on developing a tasty bargining chip 2 negotiate a long term truce with em
yea they were willin to entertin the idea of a long term truce
just not for bloody bread

its gotta B tastier than humans ┐(￣ヘ￣)┌

so yea demohuman cafe maybe

btw they prefer SP or blood str8 if ur lookin 2 negotiate
if u dont know what SP is
its spiritual power, spirital energy, mana, whatevs
and yeah everybodys got it even if u arent Awakened or dont kno how to channel it

if u dont uh

neway the CHIP might come n handy wit other Dmons too

and teh oozies dont mind if the powerplant is up and running
since thats their fave hangout
its bettr if we dont have to fite them every time we gotta go there
espcially when were tryin to get it up and running
they said not as many demons might show up if its bright and they dont think
any Dmns outside town would mind so much 2 attak bc of the light

NOW PAY EXTRA ATTENTION this is IMPORTANT

if at ANY POINT a Dmon has told u ur blood or SP is NASTY
tell me ASAP
an if they happned to say WHY
tell me that too bc thats IMPORTANT

if NEBODY ELSE has spoken to any Demons at the PP
pls share what u found out if u found out sumhin
ESPECIALLY if u talked to Big Oozie

i didnt get a chance to talk to him today bc reasons
im gonna tomorrow but see

my 1st plan is to try and find out what he likes
see if sumbody can contract him bc
1 hes huge so he mite be stronger but more importantly
bc fighting him would damage the PP
and u dont damage the PP

[ There is nothing ominous about that statement. ]

an its weird he didnt go to the train for fast food right??
the oozies seemed to know about it so like yeah

OK thats all i got except
a DEAL to be made so pls hold tight an read all this;

so u need supplies from the train but dont wanna spend a day gettin em?
hi im nao!! /╲/\(╭ ᐖ ╮)/\╱\
tell me whatcha need and lets see if we can work somethin out (╹◡◠)

if nebody wants t help wit my chip and cafe research
i mite be willin to pay u somehow
well figure it out

OH OH OH yea and
dimitri and i brought a COMPUTER frm the school lab
if u wanna see whats up wit it just let me kno
and ill rig somethin up with xiezhai

oh and i also need would like sumbody t help me grab smore computers
and i wanna find one with like
admin access
and beakers an tubes and stuff so
WHO WANTS TO GO TO SCHOOL WITH ME

i cant believe i typed that
i feel dirty

hahaha
OKAY everbody stay safe!!!! (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧✧✧

Comments

[enflowers]

[ The kaomoji... It judges him through the screen. ]

Believe me, meeting with this queen for ANYTHING is the last thing I want to do, dalliance or otherwise!

[ If he happens to make the weapon before then, should he tell Dimitri to leave his magecraft-made lance at home for this? Another version of her would, more likely than not, pick up on Merlin's presence from the mere smell of the magic used to forge it, which would probably utterly destroy the chances of any friendly negotiations. And even if the queen in question isn't her, better not to take any chances of potential blabbing about how the weapon wasn't made with entirely human hands, or somesuch. They're faeries, after all. ]

I'm only trying to help figure out what kind of faerie she might be—who she might be—ahead of time. Honest!

[ Dimitri is fully free to read the whole-ass thesis paper he wrote up there to Princess, as one of the listed negotiators for this endeavor. ]

[hauntedsnowfall]

[ The fact that the philanderer didn't want ANYTHING to do with the queen is not as comforting as Dimitri would have hoped. ]

... Caster. Have... have you already had dalliances with the women you listed to the Princess...?

[enflowers]

Nope.

[ Yup. ]

I mean, I'm flattered that you think I'm handsome and powerful enough to bag myself a famous faerie queen of legend or literature, written about hundreds of (even over a thousand) years ago, but that's not the case here.

[ This is actually the case here. ]

I'm merely a man very well-versed in stories, and in my line of work, there's no shortage of stories about the fae folk, both good and ill. Why, it's said that the previous head of the Department of Modern Magecraft had his heart literally stolen by them, leaving a void inside his chest.

[hauntedsnowfall]

[ Now Dimitri is wondering if Caster is the head of the department. ]

( •̀ - •́ ) ... Caster, why is it, when you phrase it as thus, difficult to believe you?

[enflowers]

[ He's happy to play along with that misunderstanding if it shuffles Dimitri further away from the truth, scooting along. ]

That's a question I wanna know the answer to myself! I've been nothing but an upstanding citizen! (Totally not speaking out of bias here)

[ He does have a way of making himself seem shady, no doubt about it. ]

[hauntedsnowfall]

( •̀ ᴖ •́ ) Upstanding citizens do not terrorize women.

[enflowers]

Wow, I don't terrorize them! I'll have you know that I do quite the opposite, giving them sweet dreams. Is it really on me that dreams are, well, dreams, and waking up from those is as unpleasant as it is?

[ Spoken like a true serial philanderer. ]

[nterwebz]

dimitri
r u jealous

[hauntedsnowfall]

The way your mind works absolutely confounds me.

[nterwebz]

that wasnt a "no' (つ≧▽≦)つ

[hauntedsnowfall]

I want you to imagine a very emphatic 'no' here. Imagine it bolded and underlined.

[nterwebz]

no (人´∀`)

[hauntedsnowfall]

[ He is no longer dignifying this with a response. ]