DAY 3 Catch All

[nterwebz]

Who: Nao and...
What: TBA
When: Day 3
Where: Network; TBA
Warnings: TBA where applicable

network and log prompts will be top level comments mapped here


9:21 AM | NETWORK @ EVERYONE
from THE TRAIN

Comments

11:39 am

[rimingcouplet]

Dork, I'm already having a hell of a day. If you're dead, I'm not going to forgive you for making my afternoon more inconvenient than it already is.

[nterwebz]

hahahaha wat r u even talking about rock★
what sorta mess did u get nto now

u havent been stealin again hae u (･`ω･´)

1/2, feel free to reply to these as separate threads lmao

[rimingcouplet]

My wimp brother's in town and now I need to keep his naive ass out of trouble.

[nterwebz]

r u sure it isnt the other way around
or r u wrried hes gonna verify wat we already kno (○´艸｀)

[rimingcouplet]

Please. If Ace wasn't such a gigantic loser, I wouldn't have to be here to cover for him.

Frankly speaking, if I wasn't trapped in the same body as him, he would've died by my hand long ago. I'd toss him to the demons if I could.

[A few minutes later:]

>d'awww, lov u too sis (*￣3￣)╭ she doesn't mean it, you know. alice is a GIANT SOFTIE on the inside

[Again:]

Screw you. I'm cold as ice. I literally have ice powers now, apparently. Your accusation holds zero water.

[nterwebz]

wait wait wait wait wait wait WAIT
u guys share a body?????? (゜o゜)

[rimingcouplet]

Unfortunately, yes.

Ace is a major-league loser and panics when he's in any danger at all. Since he can't take care of himself, someone had to take care of him, and his dipshit family wasn't up to the task.

He's lucky. His brain broke in a highly specific way, and so I poofed into existence to take care of all his problems and keep Ace's dumb ass alive.

[nterwebz]

OK

2/2

[rimingcouplet]

hiiiiiiiiii nao! ace speaking o(*￣▽￣*)ブ

it's nice to meet you! i'm so glad that someone can finally bully her effectively lol, she's gotten WAY too used to being top dog. keep up the good work!

[nterwebz]

oooh i get it
im kinda surprised shes lettin u talk to me

cause u know im gonna ask 4 the dirt
o and im keepin u

LOOK HOW CUTE U ARE (人´∀`)

[rimingcouplet]

fkajsfd09wefujoaisdlfh89wtfhalsdfhsajdf THANKS???

your compliment might have backfired though- alice and me are twins, so we look EXACTLY alike

i guess that's also a product of us sharing a body? but it's mostly a twins thing :p

and ftr, alice also thinks you're pretty c

[The message cuts off there. Then, a few minutes later, from Alice this time,]

>Lies. Slander. Shut up. Nao is a giant dork and I hate her.

[Once again, a few minutes later, from Ace:]

hey nao, you're japanese, right? what's that hot and cold thing? tsundere?

[nterwebz]

tsuntsuntsun
the ritual call of the native ice queen rockstar alice

shes rite tho. im a 10!!
sum ppl cant handle it
jus look at tat denial
isnt there like
a river in egypt?? (人´∀`)